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April 2026 reading
🇬🇧 United Kingdom · Coming 2027

The United Kingdom Café Index

The first reading isn't on file yet. We read menus the same way everywhere: medians and confidence, no venue names.

Hear when the first United Kingdom reading publishes

One email when the United Kingdom index publishes. No newsletter, no spam.

Australia's index is live now — April 2026 reading, five headline indices, every number shipped with its sample size. Read it →
How the index works, everywhere
April 2026 Reading
01

We read the menu.

Public-facing menus, collected twice a year. No surveys, no submissions for a fee — the menu is the source.

02

We match to a canon.

A fixed list of canonical dishes and drinks, matched against every menu we read. United Kingdom's canon will carry its own local staples alongside the shared core.

03

We report the median.

Median, not mean, always beside its sample size and spread. Regions, never venues — an index reports on places, not tenants.

Also on the way
April 2026 Reading
🇳🇿 New Zealand Coming 2027🇸🇬 Singapore Planned🇨🇦 Canada Planned